Week one Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Well this one is an easy prediction considering that ESPN already said where they will be going. Baton rouge. This should be a great game between a high powered LSU offense backed by Lane Kiffin and Sam Leavitt who left ASU for the SEC against another overrated Dabo Swinney Clemson team that will most definitely shit the bed week one. Legit, I have no idea how Dabo Swinney is still the coach of Clemson luckily we only have… 6 more years. Get that man off my screen as soon as possible.

Week two Austin, Texas

Here’s another cake walk with Texas taking on the reigning champion… oh… thats right they lost… the runner up of college football championship Ohio State. This should be an insane game where the under absolutely hits. To be honest I am not sold on Archie Manning at ALL and I think that Ryan Day walks into Texas orders some of the best brisket he has ever had Friday night and then leaves a winner. I don’t think Archie stands a shot against this Ohio State offense and I think Jeremiah Smith quiets down that stadium with a 50 yard touchdown in the first half.

Week four Oxnard, Mississippi

Even if Ole Miss starts 0-2 and LSU misses one of their first games they have to go here in week 3. Not only does ESPN have the biggest SEC bias of all time but watching the crowd boo Lane Kiffin for the entire game is going to be one of the funniest things of all time. I just can’t wait to see how Lane Kiffin trolls the entire Ole Miss staff on instagram this week.

Week five Knoxville, Tennessee

There are a bunch of good matchups this week with Oklahoma and Georgia taking each other on, Ole Miss at Florida, TAMU and LSU, Oregon at USC, and Iowa at Michigan however they have to go to Tennessee taking on Texas. They are going to capitalize on all the Archie hype if he plays ok to this point in the season and let’s be honest at this point in the season the odds are that Oklahoma and USC are both out of the top 25 so that’s not worth going. Also, Iowa on the road may as well be a Mountain West team because they are going to get absolutely dog walked in Ann Arbor and LSU and Ole Miss would have already been on College gameday this season. Also, let’s remember the aforementioned SEC bias that ESPN has for college gameday.

Week five Iowa City, Iowa

This week Ohio State goes to Iowa who I think has a pretty good shot at being a top 20 or top 15 school and as we all know playing a game in Iowa somehow every team just forgets how to play offense so I’ll be taking the under in this game.

Week six Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Alabama hosting Georgia. Do I need to say anything else?

Week seven Bloomington, Indiana

Curt Cignetti I believe is going to somehow keep this team on track even though the christian golden boy is off to sin city. Ohio State taking on the reigning champs at home? This game has fireworks written all over it and somehow Ryan Day pulls off the upset in this game for sure.

Week eight Austin, Texas

The Manning Bowl. Ole Miss vs Texas is going to be a star studded amazing game if I could only pick one game to go to it would be this one I can’t wait to see how this turns out. I really hope that the pressure doesn’t get to Archie this season because it would be so fun to watch him do his thing this year but honestly I’m not too sure how he will do but I do know that either way I can’t wait to see Eli, Peyton, and Matthew McConaughey losing their minds on the sideline. Since ABC has this game can we possibly get a Manningcast for this game?

Week nine Athens, Georgia

I mean I really hate to see this as I am writing it but it does seem that the SEC is going to get almost every single gameday again this year. The Gators are in year one of the Sumrall era and got rid of Lagway who seems to just need to take a year in a different system. I think the Gators take a big step forward this year and this will be a good game but the Gators are still no match for the Bulldogs especially in Athens. However, if this was getting played in the swamp I wouldn’t be too sure.

Week ten Columbus, Ohio

I had mixed feelings about the conference re-alignment when it happened because being from the west coast I was extremely bummed to see the PAC-12 fall to rest but I must say seeing the rivalry between Oregon and Ohio State come out of this is fucking sick. I love the hatred that these two teams have generated for each other in just a few years and as a west coast guy I hope that Oregon stomps in there and kicks Ohio State’s ass.

Week eleven Eugene, Oregon

Kirk Herbstreit has said that his favorite college to visit us the University of Oregon and they haven’t stopped there all season if this goes to plan so even though they were just on gameday last week after kicking Ohio State’s ass college gameday follows them home to watch them set the tone against Michigan State too. Dante Moore is going to make Kyle Wittingham wish he never took the Michigan job in the first place. Also, I’m putting the line at 3.5 times that Pat Mcafee makes an innuendo about weed.

Week twelve Waco, Texas

Now I know I said that Florida is going to be good because they got rid of Lagway earlier in this blog but I think that without Billy Napier being his coach and a reset in the Big 12 I think that he has a good year just like DJU had his only good year in Corvallis at Oregon State. I think that they have a 8 or 9 win season and I think they may crack the top 25 so that’s why when they host Texas Tech with all their controversy this season with Sorsby not being allowed to play any football at all College Gameday and the gang follows them here. I can’t wait to hear what Pat Mcafee says to Stanford Steve after he brings up his three picks on the show.

Week thirteen Columbus, Ohio

There are so many great rivalries in college football. The Iron Bowl, USC vs Notre Dame, the red river shootout but none of them beat the game. The game is so understood by football fans all over it doesn’t need a name and the teams don’t even need to acknowledge each other. Pure hatred and it’s the best game of the season every single year. Of course they end the season in Columbus before going to championship week.

Hope you guys enjoyed my takes and let me know how terribly you think I did, I won’t care what you think anyway cause I have a blog and you don’t.